Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. That’s all well and good, but what happens when you give the guys at Shelby 800 horses?

Answer: they find some way to cram them under the hood of an already spectacular 2011 Ford Shelby GT500 ($30,245 package only) (note to PETA: they are not real horses, it’s just an automotive term). In addition to performance upgrades like a Shelby/Ford Racing supercharger, a Borla exhaust system, and forged Shelby/Baer brakes with 6 piston calipers, the nice folks at Shelby American also give you the option of black or white Super Snake racing stripes, anthracite wheels, and side scoops. You know, so you can easily locate your 800 horse power mega beast in the supermarket parking lot. Only 1000 Super Snake packages will be available for the 2011 car and will set you back $30,245 – that does not include the original cost of the car itself. Now is as good a time as any to start saving for those impending speeding tickets.

Buy Now: $30,245 + Cost of Mustang