Cycling is a grueling sport that takes form in aerodynamic acceleration. Perhaps a bit too form fitting as cyclists are often caught pedaling with provocatively intrusive spandex. Endura set out to ruggedize the realm of cycling and give you back your manhood with their durable Humvee bike shorts ($80). If the name doesn’t give away enduring sentiments, then perhaps the fact that they are made from Teflon treated nylon will. Armed with two rear large map pockets, two front zip cargo pockets, and a zipped mobile phone pocket you might just want to leave your messenger bag at home. Comes with a detachable liner to hold your, ahem, yambag in place, the back panel stretches to assure maximum maneuverability, and the adjustable webbing belt keeps the shorts secure.
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