With the harsh onset of winter (especially in the east), you may find that no amount of internal hydration can stop the perpetuation of lizard face. You drink plenty of beer water, and you even run the humidifier. Sadly, though, you occasionally attempt to moisturize by slapping bargain pharmacy-sale hand lotion on your mug. Grow up and grade up to Kiehl’s Facial Fuel Moisture Treatment ($21). Not only does it come in a non-foofy, classic blue tube, it has Vitamin C and E, Chestnut extract and Soy (don’t eat it, stupid) to revive your dry skin and nourish it just before winter puts a hurting on you. And, yes, it is manly to show up to work looking like you actually do give a damn.

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