We’re not sure what it says about the current state of men’s fashion when finding a good fitting, solid colored swimsuit is tantamount to a grail quest. Luckily the astute folks at Onia have stepped up to fill the void with three styles of simple, yet functional swimsuits. Their Alek and Calder beach shorts are made from a waterproof cotton/nylon blend sourced from Japan and are available in a variety of neutrals as well as a bolder red. The Amaury board short is slightly more technical and features a hidden zipper pocket. Yes, a $130 asking price seems rough, but compared to losing your dignity with the tide in that pastel parachute your better half bought — it’s a pittance.
Buy Now: $130