No, this isn’t a surrealist joke from one of his films. Instead, David Lynch Signature Organic Coffee ($10/Lb) is yet another tangible extension of the creative, and often crazy mind of David Lynch. Fans of his work and coffee aficionados alike can choose from one of three kinds of joe including a house blend, an espresso roast and a decaf roast, all of which have been tasted and meticulously selected by Lynch. While we haven’t personally started our day with a cup, it’s probably not a stretch to think any of these options will make, in the words of Special Agent Dale Cooper, one “damn fine cup of coffee”. Just pray the rest of your day doesn’t go the Mulholland Drive route from there.

Buy Now: 10 per lb