Nood’s wooden hunting trophies ($60) are the perfect wry interior accessory for karma-conscious men. Made from laser-cut, slotted wood, each head is easy to assemble and light enough to hang anywhere. There’s also an entire preserves worth of species to choose from, including stags, rhinos, moose, lions, and bears — oh my! Of course, if Hemmingway was alive, he’d probably disapprove — but when your experience with big game hunting boils down to a high-score on Big Buck Safari, these make perfect sense.

Buy now: $60