Bleary-eyed and desperately tired, after countless bedtime stories, 1,765 sheep, seemingly gallons of warm milk, and teddy bears, trying to put the little one to sleep is an exercise in frustration and patience. When the former runs high and the latter runs thin, it’s time to pour yourself a double, grab the headphones and unwind to your favorite children’s book for adults. Go the F**k to Sleep, written by Adam Mansbach, illustrated by Ricardo Cortes and narrated by Samuel L. Jackson embodies the exasperation of many good fathers struggling to get his little ‘tike to sleep. Brutally honest, hilariously profane, and the uncensorsed voice of our inner dialogue, Go the F**k to Sleep won’t put your rug rat down for the night, but will surely give you a few good laughs before trying, again.

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