Like Edward Scissorhands set loose in a cutlery shop, the Gerber Apocalypse Survival Kit ($349) delivers a bevy of bladed goodness. Consisting of seven tools, including Machete, Camp Axe II, Machete Pro, Parang (our favorite), LMF II Infantry, DMF Folder and Epic, the Apocalypse Survival Kit makes the guy holding his Swiss Army Knife look like Steve Urkel at a deadlift contest. From dicing your survival rations to whacking baddies in apocalyptic hell, the Kit will prepare you for just about anything. It comes wrapped in a tough reinforced nylon case with built-in handle, so if the hordes are teeming you’ll be on the move.
Buy Now: $349 (March)