If you’ve ever dreamt of being Short Round and yelling “Docta Jones, Docta Jones!” to an adoring Indy (everyone has that recurring fantasy, right?), then Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures Blu-ray ($75) should be on your pre-order list like Henry Jones, Sr. on that Nazi knockout Dr. Elsa Schneider. Modern-day films just don’t make male protagonists like Indiana any more, and let’s not forget that this action-packed anthology is rated PG-13 — a perfect family treat. This five-disc collection includes all three original films, plus that labeouf’d attempt of a sequel. Crack the whip on a loved one to order it for you now and you’ll have it by September 18.