Portability should be the first priority for any working DJ, but for the rare few who prefer to worship beats in anonymity and seclusion (or have enough cash for a second setup), Bad Habits Made to Order DJ Consoles ($1,374) are as good a temple as any. Each custom console is inspired by the set ups at iconic clubs like Studio 54 and Paradise Garage. Versions are available for two- and three-turntable sizes depending on one’s needs, along with plenty of room for rack-mounted mixers and FX components in the front. Though the example above shows an sample in clean oak veneer, a wide range of other finishing materials are available. As you’d expect, this kind of bespoke bachelor pad badassery doesn’t come cheap, but compared to competing offerings from brands like Hoerboard, they’re still a relative steal.

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