Feeling hosed by your current big box hose? Dramm ColorStorm Hoses ($53) are the Rolls Royces of the home watering world, built with professional nurseries in mind. Made in the U.S.A from molded EPDM rubber and crush-proof nickel-plated couplings, they’re designed to resist kinking and maintain flexibility even in temperatures as low as -25 degrees Fahrenheit — which is key for you Alaskan Pansy… growers in the audience. They’ll also withstand hot water up to 160 degrees Fahrenheit and are available in a variety of colors if green isn’t your thing. Just don’t act surprised if the wet t-shirt officiating duties now fall to you.