By Gear Patrol
on 11.27.13

If your significant other invited the relatives for Thanksgiving, you’re probably praying that there won’t be a repeat of what your cousins still call the Great Turkey Fiasco of 2003. But why not go on the offensive? This is your day, dammit, and just because Aunt Hellen and Cousin Doug have decided to hold a nasty debate on Obamacare doesn’t mean you can’t own every festive, hedonistic second of it. Call an audible. Lure Hellen away with Miragold’s Miami photo album; get Doug rolling on his sadistic anti-Cowboys rant to the nephews over the afternoon game. You are the master of your situation, and that situation calls for good cheer, booze, gravy, mashed potatoes and a goddamn well-cooked bird. We’re here to help with those bits.

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