Gear Patrol Salute - Mom, Mother, MILF
Not only did you manage to bring us into this earth, deal with our wily ways, cook, clean, put up with other mom’s, but seemingly in the last decade you’ve started to look just that much better. Especially you Ms. Elizabeth Hurley (Hugh. You’re an idiot).
Oh yes, the infamous MILF. We’ve gotta say, it’s probably one of the most flattering acronyms ever coined and truer by the moment with millennials and gen-xers becoming ever more prevalent.
What this means to you: Whether you’re divorced, single, or happily married we commend you for all that you do. So, on this day especially for you we hope that you sit back, relax and enjoy the fact that you are truly the femme fatale. In all senses of the matter.
