Vitamin Water XXX is named for its “triple antioxidants” formula, which specifically refers to the acai, blueberry, and pomegranate flavors that make up the brand. While the product contains no juice, it does use fruit extracts to derive its pleasant fruit flavor, the result is a flavor that’s refreshing and quenching. Just a note that this one’s going to be difficult to find in your local store, we looked pretty hard.

What this means to you: With the pomegranate rage showing no end in sight, it’s found yet another product victim/beneficiary, Vitamin Water. This time don’t think of triple-x as a terrible movie series or seedy porn, but a drink that promises you flavor and health. Not a bad combination… unless you watch it with seedy porn.

Cost: $1.39 @ Dr. Soda