The weekend is nearly upon us so it’s time for you to think about what you’re going to do. If you don’t have solid plans then consider this… pick up some basic ingredients from the local shop and get home before your significant other gets back from her day out with friends or shopping. Whip up one of these mojitos, a light dinner on your patio and prepare for her to return the gesture with glorious glorious sex.

What this means to you: No plans? No problem. Drink.

• 5 cups cubed seeded watermelon
• 1 cup sparkling water, chilled
• 3/4 cup white rum
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh mint
• 1 (6-ounce) can frozen limeade concentrate, undiluted
• Mint sprigs (optional)
• Lime slices (optional)

Arrange watermelon in a single layer on a baking sheet; freeze 2 hours or until completely frozen. (put this in earlier in the day). Combine frozen watermelon, sparkling water, rum, mint, and limeade in a blender; process until smooth. Garnish with mint sprigs and lime slices. Serve immediately. Get boffed.