Cooking requires a certain degree of safety. Knife techniques require even more.

Everyone knows that working with onions causes tears and runny noses. With Onion Goggles you’ve got a new degree of protection. The Onion Goggles use a foam seal around the black and green goggles that prevent any irritating onion vapors from reaching your eyes. From what we gather some people resort to swim or ski goggles when cutting onions. To those people we pose the question as to why the hell they’re working with that many onions?

“Say goodbye to tearing, stinging, irritated eyes when chopping, mincing, dicing or slicing onions!”

What this means to you: These googles pose more of a choice. The choice of how douchebaggy you want to look in the kitchen - crying from cutting onions or wearing googles while you’re cutting.

(ED: To be clear - we are not suggesting Onion Goggles as a fashion accessory)