The editors of Gear Patrol are starting a new weekly series called Gear Patrol Protocol: Rules, Regulations and Required Advice.

GP Protocol is a compilation of sage advice, man-rules and occasional satirical yet critical counsel we’ve come across in our dealings with the male lifestyle. Of course this doesn’t mean we’re forcing our opinions on you, we want to hear from you. If you have any words of wisdom to share, drop us an email or use our contact form.

Got advice on how not be a douchebag? Have a tip on taking three strokes off your short game? Know how to bag a woman in fourty-seven seconds? Got a guaranteed method to take down a guy down in a fistfight?

Well, it’s time to be heard. Let Gear Patrol be your forum.