Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #115 - Under no circumstances shall you, as a decent man, have sex with your close, curiously hot, female friend within the circle of friends. That is, unless you are an indecent man, which accounts for 99% of mankind thereby negating you of responsibility.

If alcohol-induced-outrageously-mind-burning-facebook-status-updating sex is had, you are not required to “figure things out” later. Not at least until more has partaken the morning after. Then you shall both forget about OMBFSUS in the interest of comradeship.

Advice Postscript: A man shall have no unnecessary female friends and will, at all costs, avoid the “friend zone”.