Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #8 - [per DrinkPlanner] A man should know how to drink and he should know how to drink well. That doesn’t mean binge drinking, but have mercy on your soul if you drink women’s beverages. The guys at DrinkPlanner have got it right. Read, understand and abide by the: The Ten Commandments of Drinking

1. Thou Shalt Learn to Enjoy Whiskey
2. There is No Such Thing as a “Chocolate Martini”
3. Thou Shalt Not Drink A Frozen Drink
4. Thou Shalt Not Consumer Drinks With Idiotic Gimmicky Names Meant to Cover Up How Girly They Are
5. Thou Shalt Learn to Appreciate All Forms Of Beer
6. No Worthwhile Woman Will Ever Be Impressed With How Much You Can Drink
7. It’s More Than Okay To Drink Wine
8. It’s Worth It To Learn The Rules and Traditions of the Drinking World Before You Go Out Into The Wild (and Make An Ass Out Of Yourself)
9. The Way You Treat Bartenders and Waitstaff Says More About You Than You Know
10. Any Free Drink is a Good Drink