The Best Of Man’s Necessary Evil, The Condom

Lets face it, condoms suck. Of course, they, or the pill (ladies?) are necessary, nay required. But those cheap latex sheaths you’ve got in the nightstand don’t exactly make things sensational.

The Okamoto Crown Condom is about the closest thing to bareback you’re ever going to have (trust me). Bachelors and committed men alike will appreciate the nearly invisible thickness of the Crown and its claim as one of the most sensitive condoms available - leaving you to focus on more important matters. Oh, and just like a Lexus, this one’s built with Japanese quality.

Cost: $2 @ Amazon (Limited Time)