The Beer Belly
For the Frugal Trailer Park Dweller in All of Us
We wouldn’t be going too far out on a limb if we proposed that beer improves just about any situation, even running a marathon. Much to our chagrin though, beer isn’t always allowed in every setting, at least if you’re the rule-following type and don’t live in Montana. But as the saying goes, where there’s a will there’s a way, and, thanks to the rocket scientists over at Cooler Fun LLC, the Beer Belly is your freedom pass to hops-inspired levity, anytime, anywhere.
Designed to be hidden under clothing, the beer belly consists of a 80oz wide-mouthed bladder and a neoprene, skin-toned sling. Simply put it on, fill it up, and throw concerns for personal image out the window along with a small component of self respect - from there you’re good to go.
All joking aside, there is something to be said for the money saving potential the beer belly brings to major sporting events, not to mention its capacity for skipping the wait in ridiculous lines. It also has great groomsmen and bachelor party gifting potential. Hilarious and somewhat practical, if any of you brave Tailgators in our audience manage to get your hands on one, please share your experience. Preferably not while wasted, though. On second thought, forget that last line.
Cost: $35
Outstanding product find, Ben. My only question is this: did you really have to pose shirtless? I mean, was that necessary?
This may be the most disturbing yet utterly amzing product we've covered in a while.
First of all, this is awesome! I'm sure if you own one of these you're not a beer sipper, but I think that having beer next to your body, on what is probably a hot day, will lead to hot/skunked beer pretty quickly….but beggars can't be choosers.
Question: If the sling is skin toned? Why not the mouth piece too? C'mon the blue totally gives it away!
Alright guys! Let's Beer Belly up and hit the clubs!
Question: If the sling is skin toned? Why not the mouth piece too? C'mon the blue totally gives it away!
My only concern is the temperature control, if you have a testimonial on how well its keeps cold please share and I'm on board.
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i can see that as a big concern too. u dont really want a warm beer!
but its a neat idea. ultimately though, i dont think that I would fake having a beer belly to save a few bucks. id rather pay a premium to save myself from looking like a slob. but power to anyone who wants to save a few $$ especially in this economy!