Dog Poo Bags

Shit Happens. Just Be Prepared.

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Further evidence, everything can be civilized if you look hard enough…

Let’s be honest for a moment. When you leash together your fate with that of your four-legged friend and head out of doors into the certain chaos that waits, you realize that, in fact, your dog is walking you. As pet owners, we know that, in spite of our most obedient hopes for them, our canine companions are going to do what they want to do, where they want to do it. Worse yet, they seem to know the score. Fear not men, Gear Patrol wants to give you back the evolutionary advantage.

Enter dog poo bags. Simple, yet effective, they are a stylish take on the classic doggy bag (the non-restaurant variety). By combining hands-free efficiency with a variety of pithy slogans, these brightly-colored, biodegradable bits of German engineered fancy represent the übertool for tackling the discerning dog owner’s dirty jobs. Mike Rowe would be proud. Better yet, you can order them directly from the designers via their website, which boast one of the greatest domain names ever conceived. Visit Poo Poo Bags to realign your sense of duty (?) with your pooch’s proclivities.

Cost: $20 @ Poo Poo Bags


J.Crew Leather-Backed Madras Dog Collar

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The only accessory we condone for your pets is a collar. Period. If you wrap your pet in frilly sweaters then I emplore you to stop reading Gear Patrol. What kind of collar you choose for your compadre we’ll leave to personal discretion, but the Leather-backed Madras Collar from J.Crew is a good choice. It’s a cotton madras collar with stitched leather backing and an antiqued-brass buckle. Far better than that crappy strap you’ve got hanging around your best friend’s neck.

Cost: $30 @ J.Crew


Cole Haan Dog Leash

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Walk your dog with a little more style when you use the Cole Haan dog leash. It’s got enough understated luxury to it to show you’re not going cheap on your new best friend(s) and durability. It’s woven with Cole Haan’s signature bridle leather.

What this means to you: Give grover’s leash an upgrade. He deserves it.

Cost: $68 @ Cole Haan (Store Only)