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Gear Girl – Ariadne Artiles

Date of birth: January 18, 1982 Place of Birth: Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Factoid: She was an aspiring psychologist, but that little problem of “you’re ridiculously gorgeous” arose and swept her into the world of modeling, starting with Abercrombie & Fitch. Not a bad problem in our opinion. More photos of Ariadne after the [...]

Gear Girl – Marisa Miller

If there were an embodiment of what we’d imagine an All-California Girl would be, it might be Marisa Miller. A savvy, athletic, surf-loving blonde with a lot more going for her than just looks. That includes walking into café and being asked by two Italian modeling scouts to become a model. Yeah, that’s about right [...]

Gear Girl – Izabel Goulart

Is there something Brazilians put in their water? Honestly, how they can churn out so many beautiful people is far beyond the comprehension of this writer but he’s not going to complain. Date of birth: October 23, 1984 Place of birth: São Carlos, São Paulo, Brazil Obsession: Conan O’Brian whom she asked out on a [...]

Gear Girl – Sarah Shahi

Welcome to Gear Patrol, the new destination for men’s lifestyle and leisure. It looks like you’ve landed on our Gear Girl page for Sarah Shahi. We recommend you also see our other Gear Girls not to mention all the other awesome gear and articles we have for you men. Enjoy the site… Gear Patrol’s glad [...]

Gear Girl – Jarah Mariano

Jarah-Evelyn Makalapua Mariano, a mix of Korean, Chinese, and Hawaiian gives her and your dreams one helluva a unique sight. Some other interesting tidbits are that she loves fast food (how, we have no idea), Jack Daniels, Coke, and lives right here in our very own New York City. Date of Birth: unknown Birthplace: Kauai, [...]

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Gear Girl – Abigail Clancy

Abigail Clancy… where do we start. A dear to FIFA fans. Member of girlband Genie Queen. Soccer fan (of Southport FC), Runner-up in Britain’s Next Top Model (robbed of 1st), FHM Cover Girl, and all around beauty. Date of Birth: January 10, 1986 Birthplace: Liverpool, England UK Occupation: PhD in Frustratingly Gorgeous More incredible photos [...]

Gear Girl – Sienna Miller

Oh Jude… if there ever were an idiot you’d be it. Sure, you were pretty good in Alfie and oddly creepy in AI, but we’ve got to hand it to you. You really botched it up with Sienna. I mean… just take a look. More photos after the jump. Date of Birth: December 28, 1981 [...]

Gear Girl – Rhona Mitra

It was inevitable that we’d have some reference to Lara Croft on Gear Patrol, and what better woman to feature as Gear Girl than Rhona Mitra, the inspiration for the wonderfully disproportionate body. You can catch her every week on Boston Legal, which (un)fortunately, we don’t TiVo. Date of Birth: August 9, 1976 Birthplace: Paddington/London, [...]

Gear Girl – Rachelle Leah

There are few guys out there left that don’t know who Rachelle Leah is. To be honestly, they might be more familiar with her frustratingly well-toned stomach. However, the 22 year old Rachelle Leah San Filippo is much more. She’s the host of a myriad of television shows including UFC All Access, Spike TV’s Sexiest [...]

Gear Girl – Elsa Pataky

To kick off the Gear Patrol Patrolwoman series we thought we’d explain our reasoning behind the women we choose to highlight. Just like the site, we try and separate the wheat from the chafe and focus only on those you might just not know of right off the bat. We’re not saying it will always [...]