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GP Protocol | Rule #8 – The Ten Commandments of Drinking

Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #8 – [per DrinkPlanner] A man should know how to drink and he should know how to drink well. That doesn’t mean binge drinking, but have mercy on your soul if you drink women’s beverages. The guys at DrinkPlanner have got it right. Read, understand and abide by the: The Ten…

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GP Protocol | Rule #82 – The Vouch

Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #82 – Without falter, an attractive woman vouching for you to someone you are trying to hit on will make you the most compelling person in her eyes at that moment. How you get an attractive woman to vouch for you is an entirely different matter. May we suggest charm and…

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GP Protocol | Rule #115 – Sex With A “Friend”

Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #115 – Under no circumstances shall you, as a decent man, have sex with your close, curiously hot, female friend within the circle of friends. That is, unless you are an indecent man, which accounts for 99% of mankind thereby negating you of responsibility. If alcohol-induced-outrageously-mind-burning-facebook-status-updating sex is had, you are…

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GP Protocol | Rule #47 – Acceptable Levels of Bullshit

Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #47 – When discussing stories in a bar with friends, an acceptable amount of exaggeration is no less than 10% in the spirit of adding color, but no more than 50% without being called ‘bullshit’ on. This rule applies towards men and female friends. If said recipient of story is an…