Malted Madness 2014

A Champion is Crowned

Mass-Market Beer Tournament: The Final Four

The winners of their respective divisions -- Sam Adams, Guinness, Natural Light and Steel Reserve -- match up in the Final Four of the Mass Market Beer Tournament, and we crown a champion.

Mill...Milwaul...That Wisconsin Beer City

A Quick, Drunk History of Milwaukee

At one time considered the "Beer Capital of the World", Milwaukee was home to four of the largest brewers in the U.S. Now the city is home to only one: Miller Brewing Co. We examine the rise and fall of the foamy city.

Just buy whichever's cheapest

Mass-Market Beer Tournament: The Light Division

The battle of the lights: Bud, Corona, Natural, Busch, Coors, Keystone, Michelob, Miller. Who will come out on top -- and will we even be able to taste the difference?

In Search of the best ugly gems

Defining the Dive Bar

Dive bars face a tug-of-war: they're either worshiped or ostracized. This must stop. Dive bars are just like any other bar -- plus or minus a few roaches and/or bathroom stall sex stories -- in that "good" or "bad" depends on who's asking. Whatever your cup of tea, we contest simply that "dive" not be used to describe a place that sucks: it should be a place that sucks with vigor, or with style, or with crassness. Here are the sordid watering holes that our staff believes, in their slightly perverse estimations, capture the true spirit of the dive bar.

The Weirdos Come Out to Play

Mass-Market Beer Tournament: The Special Division

The top selling malt liquors, ciders and flavored beers in America meet in an NCAA tournament of blind taste tests to find the best in the business. We're talking about both Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita and Lime-A-Rita; we're talking about Bud Light Lime; we're talking about Colt 45, Steel Reserve, Angry Orchard and Woodchuck. We're talking about a fiasco.

Libations the world over

Drinking With The Locals

We explore drinking culture from around the world to bring you the best five customs and oddities we could find -- from beer-chugging Prime Ministers, to drinking and driving (don't do it), to the biggest party in Iceland and more.

1 Japanese, 1 Dutch, 1 Belgian, 1 Irish, 1 English, 1 Canadian and 2 Mexican Beers Walk Into A Bar...

Mass-Market Beer Tournament: Imported Division

In the Imported Division of the Mass Market Beer Tournament, our blind tasters pick the their favorites and grant a Final Four berth to the best in the division. This round, it's between Corona Extra, Guinness, Heineken, Modelo Especial, Labatt Blue, Newcastle Brown Ale, Stella Artois and Sapporo.

Round One of Malted Madness 2014

Mass-Market Beer Tournament: Domestic Division

We kick off the Mass Market Beer Tournament with the Domestic Division. It's a blind tasting fight to the finish (and a Final Four berth) between Budweiser, Sam Adams, Yuengling, PBR, Miller High Life, Blue Moon, Coors Banquet and PBR.

Wait...Yuengling's not an Import?

A Case for the Large Craft Brewery

Put a Heady Topper next to a Busch. One of the beers is craft, and the other is not. Why? When does a beer stop being craft? Who wrote the current definition, and why did they define craft like they did? Part of the answer, it turns out, involves two breweries you know.

34 Beers. 5 Rounds. 1 Winner.

Introducing the Mass-Market Beer Tournament

We got down from our high horse, if only for a second, to judge the best of the generic, watery and cheap mass market beers. How exactly? It has to do with seeding a total of 34 beers into four divisions and holding an NCAA-style tournament of blind tastings in order to declare a winner. Read on for all the details and a preview of next week's madness.