Come for the baths, leave for the government officials
Stay: Russo-Balt North Adventure, Kamchatka
Kamchatka isn't just that territory in Risk where Alaska's always leaking through to ruin Asia's dominant 8-player bonus. Nope, it's a real place, one that combines the enormity of the Canadian Tundra, Hawaii's volcanic peaks and Iceland's hot springs. Little does anyone know, you can technically vacation there, and not just if you're heading to Mr. Putin's Gulag Resort No. 1. No, if you happen to have connections with the Russian government (we aren't kidding), you can stay at Russo-Balt North Adventures Kamchatka instead, where lonely serenity meets luxury and soaks in thermal hot springs until it's turned nearly to jelly.