Homelite 5-Ton Electric Log Splitter
You've got your cabin. Built it with your own contracting work, on land you inherited from a rich second uncle. All that effort! And now you're expected to split your own wood for the long cold winter? Screw that. Ask grandma for the cash to buy a Homelite 5-Ton Electric Log splitter ($299) and relax with a Scotch on your wraparound front porch during all the free time you've earned.