Hopefully snow isn’t on the ground for all of you just yet, but it doesn’t hurt to anticipate the battles to come. Along those lines, Arctic Force Snow Trac Ball ($16) can give you Randy Johnson-like extension to hurl snow bombs 50% further than what your regular arm can muster. In other words those punks down the street won’t know what hit ’em.

Editor’s Note: We’re pretty sure that’s a piece of Styrofoam in the picture above, so don’t get pissy thinking someone makes a better snowball than you.

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