Snow Launcher

Arctic Force Snow Trac-Ball

Hopefully snow isn’t on the ground for all of you just yet, but it doesn’t hurt to anticipate the battles to come. Along those lines, Arctic Force Snow Trac Ball ($16) can give you Randy Johnson-like extension to hurl snow bombs 50% further than what your regular arm can muster. In other words those punks down the street won’t know what hit ’em.

Editor’s Note: We’re pretty sure that’s a piece of Styrofoam in the picture above, so don’t get pissy thinking someone makes a better snowball than you.

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