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Mercedes-Benz Zetros 6×6 Custom

Someday in the not-too-distant future, you may have to rely on your wits and your skills rather than rest on the creature comforts in your life to survive. Then again, maybe not. All you may need to do is get your grubby mitts on a custom hunting variant of the Mercedes-Benz Zetros 6×6. This vehicular Mastodon is based on MB’s workhorse Zetros 2733 military truck and is powered by a 7.2 liter turbo diesel engine belching out 326 horsepower. Triple locking differentials and full-time six-wheel drive ensure that you can overcome anything shy of the LaBrea Tar Pits. The interior is just as zombie-ready as the outside. A water-cooled diesel generator allows you to live off the grid, triple action locks and mosquito nets keep out intruders both big and small, a lifting system will hoist your throes of gear to the roof, plus you also get treated to state-of-the-art AV with a satellite dish, flat screen TV, and a Bose audio system. And don’t forget the all-important gun safe. But don’t start whining that you can’t take your foie gras, your Chateau Lafite Rothschild and your silk smoking jacket with you. Dinner service for eight, a retractable table that converts to a bed and a bathroom with a heated marble floor will cradle you after a long day of mashing baddies who are after your stash. Just bring the Amex Black card so you can pay for gas.