Cursed as this particular author is with lactose intolerance, it’s still not reason enough to hold back from subscribing to Tupelo Honey’s Pimento Cheese Club ($228). If you’re lucky enough to have enzymes that don’t screw you out of the most delicious food there is, don’t take it for granted; eat cheese. Tupelo Honey’s club celebrates the finest of dairy treats — that’s right, you heard us ice cream — every other month by sending members made-from-scratch Pimento, Hickory Nut Gap Farm charcuterie and artisanal crackers made by Roots and Branches. Yearly membership includes 6 cheese-gorged care packages. If anything, do it for all the lactose intolerants in your life. Bonus points if you kick on a little Van Morrison while indulging.

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