What separates the store-bought grill in your backyard from the $10,000+ meatcraft carriers made by Kalamazoo Outdoor Gourmet? The fine folks at Gizmodo brought this video, which addresses this exact question, to our attention. Watch, drool and learn the key points well — because you’ll need some help convincing your better half to unlock the door after you blow junior’s first semester tuition on 500+ glorious square inches of meat-searing goodness.