Classified-Moto-Honda-CB-SuperStrada-Gear-Patrol Classified Moto Honda CB “SuperStrada”
This custom job by Classified Moto involved a donor 1980 Honda CB750F Super Sport, a front end from a Yamaha YZF-R6 sportbike, some nice Ducati bits and more than two years of work. The result? A jaw-dropping dream on two wheels. ()
Hamilton-Short-Sleeve-Sport-Shirts-Gear-Patrol Hamilton Short Sleeve Sport Shirts
Hamilton’s summer-spec short sleeve sport shirts are cut and sewn by hand deep in the heart of Texas. Killer prints show off your tastes — and your elbows. $225+
Perky-Jerky-Gear-Patrol Perky Jerky
Much like the Ninja Turtles, Perky Jerky was created by accidentally spilling a potent ooze — energy drinks, in this case — onto unsuspecting edibles (it’s a turtle soup joke, guys). The premium, tender jerky is infused with Guarana and comes in six flavors. $3+
Shure-SE846-Sound-Isolating-Earphones-Gear-Patrol Shure SE846 Sound Isolating Earphones
Sadly, there’s no way to permanently attach these earphones to your cochleas, but you may want to pioneer the surgery yourself. With a Quad High-Definition Microdriver configured to bring out each range of frequency, they represent a new ultra-high tier in Shure’s lineup. A detachable cable for ease of replacement adds to the argument of buying despite an absurd price tag. $1,250
Topo-Designs-Mountain-Shorts-Gear-Patrol Topo Designs Mountain Shorts
Made to take the abuse a good summer should dish out. Their well-tailored cotton is ready for a BBQ, the trail or the rock face; reinforced stress points and a zippered wallet pocket keep your junk safe. Ahem. $79
Frank-Leder-Wheat-Beer-Shampoo-Gear-Patrol Frank Leder Wheat Beer Shampoo
Available now at Neighbour, Wheat Beer Shampoo by Frank Leder is, like the rest of their products, made of natural and organic components. It’s important to care for your hair (and to buy as many beer-related products as possible during your lifetime), but the Bakelite-capped glass bottle might be our favorite part. $55 ()
Goruck-nasty-Gear-Patrol GORUCK Nasty Obstacle Course
The Nasty is a U.S. Special Forces-designed obstacle course spanning six miles with at least 20 different challenges. Do the Nasty and you get a GORUCK Nasty patch, and $20 of your entry fee goes to the Green Beret Foundation. Oh, and there are $1 beers afterward, which means the biggest obstacle might be the next day’s hangover. $75+