Today in Gear: February 7, 2014

NMN-Designs-Madiera-Rectangular-Planter-Gear-Patrol NMN Designs Madiera Rectangular Planter
This is a green-thumbed Apple fanboy’s dream: a 22-pound aluminum planter that challenges your desktop for sleekness. It’s made with seamless welds and handles 500-degree heat, which is totally necessary. $159
MoMA-All-In-One-Kitchen-Tool-Set-Gear-Patrol MoMA All-In-One Kitchen Tool Set
We’re still trying to figure out how to get a damn boat in a bottle and along comes MoMA with this bundle of colorful kitchen tools. A funnel, juicer, grater, masher and more nest atop each other in a colorful array within a measuring cup base. $40
NFL-Now-Gear-Patrol NFL Now
Football fans, you’ll no longer be relegated to couches and bars (though we don’t hear you complaining). Available soon on mobile platforms and other devices, the app functions as an on-demand highlights player, with a customizable newsfeed and an NFL archives video library player too.
Pearl-Izumi-Shoe-Covers-Gear-Patrol Pearl Izumi Shoe Covers
Fleece-lined, waterproofed and Kevlar-bottomed, these shoe covers will do a fair bit more to keep your feet dry if you lack the sense to not cycle in the rain. A hook and loop closure system keeps ’em on — just add water. $50
Cabin-Crafted-Portage-Stool-Gear-Patrol Cabin Crafted Portage Stool
Made by a Canadian canoe craftsman, this stool’s shape alludes to cedar-strip canoes, and its whimsically colorful mesh seat should please eyes just as much as butts.
Greentag-Salvaged-Leather-Wallets-Gear-Patrol Greentag Salvaged Leather Wallets
These colorful leathers come from jacket manufacturer scraps, but are cut and sewn to produce slim, minimalist card holders that’ll make you the envy of all the people who wish they, too, could own a limited-run men’s accessory. $24
full-metal-jacket-bulletproof-jeep-gear-patrol Full Metal Jacket Jeep
It’s not quite R. Lee Ermy catapulting spittle onto your face, but this monster does have one hell of a bullet look to it. Who needs specs? Throw $109,888 at Starwood Motors and go masticate some dunes. $109,888