A.k.a. the lifestyle drawer
Your Guide to the Perfect California Drawer

“Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.” – from White Noise by Don DeLillo
The California Drawer Punchlist
Gerber 39 Series Sheath Folder Knife ($89)
American-made knife.
Douk-Douk knife ($25)
Backup knife.
Uniqlo Boxer Briefs ($6)
Backup underwear.
U.S. Passport ($110)
Backup plan.
Walnut Cocktail Muddler ($7)
Takes up the same amount of space as a stapler, but unlike a stapler you can use it to make mojitos.
Lime ($.50)
Ditto, mojitos.
Epicurean Kitchen Scraper ($10)
This makes a good crumber.
Chef Inox Pastry and Pizza Cutter ($13)
This is pretty hard to justify.
The Infinite Monkey Theorem Back Alley White Wine ($5)
Tabasco Buffalo Style Hot Sauce ($4)
This violates a basic rule of the lifestyle drawer — no food — but condiments and citrus won’t do any real damage if you leave town for a week.
Vintage Tiber Press “How do you like your eggs?” Breakfast Invitations ($1)
Titleist Pro V1 Golf Ball ($55/dozen)
Put those Top Flites down, partner.
SOL All-Weather Fire Cubes ($10)
Ogallala Bay Rum Soap Sample (Free w/Purchase)
You get this sample when you buy the exquisite Ogallala Bay Rum deodorant, which your wife will steal, leaving you with a soap sample.
Kodak Disposable Waterproof Camera ($12)
Nobody ever jackknifed into the deep end with a Canon 5D Mark III.
Maison Francis Kurkdjian Masculin Pluriel ($185)
If the building is on fire, take this and leave the rest of your shit behind.
Kiehl’s Oil Eliminator Toner ($20)
We’re not sure what this is for.
Mighty Leaf Organic African Nectar ($24)
ICEdot Crash Sensor ($119)
This crash sensor alerts friends and emergency responders if you hit your head hard enough to cause damage. Doesn’t mean you should be careless about your head, though.
Rotring 600 Mechanical Pencil ($27)
Beyond Coastal Mint Leaf Lip Balm ($3+)
All men lose lip balm after the first use. We can’t explain it either.
Cohiba Siglo II ($70)
There’s still something about smoking a real Cuban.
The California Drawer Punchlist
Gerber 39 Series Sheath Folder Knife ($89)
American-made knife.
Douk-Douk knife ($25)
Backup knife.
Uniqlo Boxer Briefs ($6)
Backup underwear.
U.S. Passport ($110)
Backup plan.
Walnut Cocktail Muddler ($7)
Takes up the same amount of space as a stapler, but unlike a stapler you can use it to make mojitos.
Lime ($.50)
Ditto, mojitos.
Epicurean Kitchen Scraper ($10)
This makes a good crumber.
Chef Inox Pastry and Pizza Cutter ($13)
This is pretty hard to justify.
The Infinite Monkey Theorem Back Alley White Wine ($5)
Tabasco Buffalo Style Hot Sauce ($4)
This violates a basic rule of the lifestyle drawer — no food — but condiments and citrus won’t do any real damage if you leave town for a week.
Vintage Tiber Press “How do you like your eggs?” Breakfast Invitations ($1)
Titleist Pro V1 Golf Ball ($55/dozen)
Put those Top Flites down, partner.
SOL All-Weather Fire Cubes ($10)
Ogallala Bay Rum Soap Sample (Free w/Purchase)
You get this sample when you buy the exquisite Ogallala Bay Rum deodorant, which your wife will steal, leaving you with a soap sample.
Kodak Disposable Waterproof Camera ($12)
Nobody ever jackknifed into the deep end with a Canon 5D Mark III.
Maison Francis Kurkdjian Masculin Pluriel ($185)
If the building is on fire, take this and leave the rest of your shit behind.
Kiehl’s Oil Eliminator Toner ($20)
We’re not sure what this is for.
Mighty Leaf Organic African Nectar ($24)
ICEdot Crash Sensor ($119)
This crash sensor alerts friends and emergency responders if you hit your head hard enough to cause damage. Doesn’t mean you should be careless about your head, though.
Rotring 600 Mechanical Pencil ($27)
Beyond Coastal Mint Leaf Lip Balm ($3+)
All men lose lip balm after the first use. We can’t explain it either.
Cohiba Siglo II ($70)
There’s still something about smoking a real Cuban.