You call your dog a member of the family, but he’s all grown up now — in dog years he could be your dad. Which means he’d likely have his own place by now. Since he’s got your taste, shouldn’t his house be made in the USA by an L.A.-based custom furniture maker and feature Brazilian teak, concrete and powder-coated steel? Shouldn’t it have Jax & Bones bedding and a name plaque from Modern House Numbers? And to think, you figured the Casper Dog Mattress was a big step up.
Pet House? Try Penthouse.