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The Weirdest Amazon Prime Day Deals


Prime Day coverage is a mostly serviceable affair. We dig through the mountain of marked-down products overflowing Amazon’s shelves, and surface for you the best, rarest, most sensible deals — Product Journalism, as we like to call it. But, sometimes, while we’re searching for gold nuggets miles below the surface, we stumble upon some real turds that are worth laughing at. Of all the Prime Day deals we’ve found so far, here are some of the weirdest.

Save $549: Life-Sized Bigfoot Statue by Design Toscano Buy Now: $2,300
Meant for your backyard garden, but also perfect for the deep Appalacian forest, outer campgrounds of hallucinogen-soaked music festivals, and your neighbor’s doorstep!

Natural Himalayan Hand Carved Salt Lamp by Mineralamp Learn More: Here
Your chance to own the magical stone that Indiana Jones stole from an evil Indian warlock.

Save $3: Loonie Moonie Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome Statue by Design Toscano $23
…Is that bird waiting for something?

Save $80: Furbo Dog Camera by Tomofun $169
Basically, HAL 9000, but for dogs. I’m afraid I can’t give you a treat, Spot.

Save 20%: 15-Foot Rectangle Trampoline by Skywalker $400
Keep your kids fit and happy, until they become pouty teenagers and lose interest in everything besides Snapchat and dank memes. Then it makes for a great leaf-catcher!

Save $7: Fred E.M.T. (Emergency Meal Transport) Insulated Lunch Tote by Fred & Friends $11
Best used for eating satuéed deer liver in a public setting.

Save $3: Ultimate Flames by Magical Flames $11
Wizard hat sold seperately.

Save $5: Donald Trump Freedom of Choice Pottery Planter by Chia $15
Only slightly more orange than the real deal!

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From the most expensive, to the weirdest, to the deepest discounts, these are the best deals on Amazon Prime Day. Shop the Deals
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