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Labyrinth Aquarium

June 9, 2011 Home By

We can think of plenty of other things we’d rather drop $6,500 on, but if to quote Jay-Z, “money ain’t a thang”, we’d probably find some place to stash this ridiculous Labryrinth Aquarium ($6,500) in our home — most likely right next to the white tiger cage. It’s designed to house tropical freshwater fish in an Escher-approved network of domes and includes three programmable lights, silk plants, and all of the necessary equipment you’ll need to avoid floaters. Managing the family hamster’s jealously over being out-cribbed is still your responsibility.

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