If we hear one more story about an impending zombie apocalypse, we’re packing up our stuff and humping it to the upper reaches of Canada. Our supplies? A crapload of MREs, an accompanying supply of Pepto, several crates of whisky and The Cell Machined Survival Kit ($75+). The minds behind this baton-like kit are looking for additional funding via Indiegogo over the next couple of weeks; for that reason, we implore all zombies to wait ’til well after Thanksgiving to get chewing.
Learn more and see photos after the break.
The Cell is designed to be the one stop shop for no-frills survival basics. Made with aircraft-grade aluminum that’s been CNC-machined in America, then bead blasted and hard anodized, The Cell looks not unlike a slender artillery shell — and packs a very different kind of firepower. Small enough (7 inches long with a 1.25-inch diameter) to grab-n-go when the silliness reaches flesh-eating levels but large enough to house essential survival items, The Cell simplifies any terror-filled fix you get yourself into. It’s waterproof due to two end cap o-ring seals, has a built-in compass and contains five inches of storage space for whatever tool tidbits you require.
For a bit more dough (only $20), you can get a canvas roll that fits inside The Cell and is pre-filled with a small Beeswax candle, a P-38 military can opener, two small fish hooks, four lead fishing weights, twenty feet of 20-pound test fishing line, two quick tinder tabs, one ferro rod/firestarter and five feet of brass snare wire. What, no room for a tiny crossbow? Damn.
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