Riding your vintage hipster fixie might be cool. The tattered velcro handlebar bag that looks like you stole it from your sister when you were eight? Not cool. Detroit Cargo bails out ill-fitted cyclists with their Jefferson Handlebar Bag ($84). More English saddlebag than beats by Dre, the bag can hold tools, phones or even a small rolled-up jacket. With color options in “stout”, “amber” and “lager”, they’ve figured out the key to our alcoholic hearts. They also have a tablet bag coming soon — perfect for toting your iPad to the local organic food co-op (don’t forget your scarf!).