Master-Lock-5900D-SafeSpace-Gear-Patrol Master Lock 5900D SafeSpace
Electronics, cash, small valuables. Just not drugs. Don’t put drugs in this thing. It’s a portable lockbox, but way, way more attractive than anything “lock box” connotes. The cable that wraps around the case will tether to a secure object and double as a carrying handle, so you can take a couple watches or thumb drives with sensitive docs or signet rings to work with you and anchor them to your desk. You can securely take anything small just about anywhere. Just no drugs. Seriously. $28
Hodinkee-Cordovan-Watch-Straps-Gear-Patrol Hodinkee Cordovan Watch Straps
Available in 20mm and 22mm sizes, these shell cordovan watch straps from Hodinkee are the brand’s foray into all that is USA-made. It’s Horween leather, gents, and it’s tanned right in Chicago. Three colors (black, natural tan and classic cordovan brown/red) and two styles (lined and unlined) complete the lineup. Hook ‘em up and let your wrist sweat fashion a fine, unique patina. $149+
Asap-watercraft-Gear-Patrol Asap Water Rescue Craft
Designed as an eco-friendly alternative to jet skis, this craft is purpose built for saving lives at sea. The all-electric — and solar powered, according to the website — personal watercraft features a V-shaped hull that allegedly reduces slapping, and the deck is contoured to allow a body (eesh) to be easily transported atop it. The lightweight craft should be easy enough for a single person to launch. Asap plans to bring these to the consumer market in the future. asapwatercrafts.com ()
Canon-ColorStream-Wave-900-Printer-Gear-Patrol Canon Océ ColorStream Wave 900 Printer
This sucker ain’t for the faint of heart. It’s also not for college freshman who need to print a five page “12 point” essay every now and then. Rather, this behemoth accepts six rolls of media — the stock you’re printing on — and spit out up to 12,000 square feet per hour of product. It cuts and stacks the printed material — posters, floor displays, maps, etc. — for you and can produce images up to 1,600 x 1,600 dpi. canon.com
Ashworth-Cardiff-Golf-Shoe-Gear-Patrol Ashworth Cardiff Golf Shoe
Cleverly combining materials to afford wearers — which can now include women for the first time in the brand’s history — these Ashworth golf shoes bring a little modern style flair to the green. The sole is spikeless and uses a special compound to reduce slippage on slippery slopes. They’re waterproof (and guaranteed to be so for two years) and come in several swell colorways. $80
Alite-Designs-Twig-Pod-Kit-Gear-Patrol Twig Pod Kit
This thing’s a three-in-one tool for the dedicated outdoorsman. The collapsible stick apparatus functions as a camera monopod with swiveling ball mount, a lantern hook and a toilet paper stand, which is self explanatory. Of course you can only use one function at a time, so if you want to take pictures of yourself pooing in the dark you’ll need to buy three. $39