1. Walk up to plate and point at centerfield
2. Rail ball over fence
3. Tip hat at all basemen as you saunter past on way back to home plate

Those are the only things you’ll need to do at your next company or summer league softball game with a Mizuno Techfire Crush, give or take a few beers post facto. The Mizuno Techfire Crush Composite is a Mizuno patented design of composite and Banzai aluminum (great name) blended together to create one of their best performing bats. It has a 12 inch barrel, not technically approved for ASA play (even better), and limited in availability.

Cost: $200 @ Sports Authority