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Essentials for a quicky with mother nature

Kit: The Perfect Day Pack

Most day hikes require a peanut butter sandwich, a water bottle and maybe some bug spray. But for the weekend warrior who wants to crush in one day what most people stroll in three, there are a few indispensables. Here are our favorite necessities and extravagances for spending a day burning through some miles on the trail.

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A Compendium of Wearable History

A Civilian’s Guide to Military Watches, Part One: The West

As it goes for just about anything “military”, issued timepieces are some of the most collectible in the watch world. Between enthusiasts looking for a rugged watch to go on adventures with, fashionable folks pulling off military-inspired looks, and history buffs bolstering their military regalia collection, the military watch market faces the perfect storm of demand. Couple that demand with a fixed number of issued timepieces, and you start to see the whole picture. The rabbit hole of military watches and their history delves very deeply, very quickly, so we’ve broken our overview into two parts: those countries from the West with influential and interesting military timekeeping history, and those from the East. This week, the West — America, Britain, Germany, France, and the unlikely Brazil, Argentina and Peru — flexes its stuff.

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Workers of the world, unite!

The Cubicle Workout

Even the cubicle-bound among us want, and can achieve, a basic level of fitness without waking up for 5:30 a.m. brick workouts or going for a long post-work run. We suggest a combination of simple high-intensity interval workouts, stretches and easy lifestyle changes that can make you a relatively fit person.

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A Cheese Professional Talks Aging

Caveman Wisdom

If you walked into your place of employ and found mold colonies growing on your workspace, chances an alarm would sound: time to improve your hygiene. Not so for Brian Ralph. In his world, this is just another day at the office. This gives him a particular view of the world — and you can learn a lot from a guy like him.

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From Seed to Smoke

In Aging Cigars, a Newer Frontier

Aging is a well-known part of the cigar-making process. Ask for specifics beyond that fact, though, and things get murkier. The deeper questions of why the process works, how long it takes to make a good cigar great, and the exact role of aging before and after cigars are rolled get little attention, so we asked Jesus Martinez, owner of Martinez Cigars, a store that’s been family-owned and running for 40 years.

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Two Experts, Three Cellars, and a Lot of Big Beers

Cellar’s Market: A Guide to Aging Beer

In our own beer cellar, we’ve got a couple bottles of Brooklyn Black Ops, a Firestone Walker Parabola and a Perennial Abraxus — all great beers, but we could use a few additions. For some new suggestions, as well as some tips on beer aging, we contacted our friends at The Cannibal NYC, who run extensive cellaring collections, both personally and professionally.

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Mill...Milwaul...That Wisconsin Beer City

A Quick, Drunk History of Milwaukee

At one time considered the “Beer Capital of the World”, Milwaukee was home to four of the largest brewers in the U.S. Now the city is home to only one: Miller Brewing Co. We examine the rise and fall of the foamy city.

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From hash to hashtags

The GP Guide to SXSW

SXSW is a culture unto itself today, defined as much by its concentration of Google glass, hashtags and corporate bar tabs as it is by concerts, movie premiers and software launches. Spend enough time here and you might start believing the internet is a real live place. Looking at it all through the lens of the present, it’s hard to believe the festival was started 27 years ago by a few staffers at the Austin Chronicle who wanted to attract bands and artists from around the world to the eclectic music scene of Austin in hopes of exposing the city as a hotbed of talent. Here’s how to make your visit a great one.

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Laptop, upgrade thyself

Guide to Life: Breathe Life Into Your Old Computer

When you pull a brand new MacBook Pro out of the box it looks so neat and sleek and immortal; it’s hard to imagine a day when that thing will be so slow it’ll make you want to drive an adze through it. But age, lack of space and low memory have set their marks on it. Computers get old and tired and confused, just like people. Fortunately, computers are easier to freshen up than people, and if your machine is three or four years old and lagging, there are some easy solutions to improve its performance, saving you some money and frustration in the process.

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True friends stab you in the front

Guide to Life: Keep Friends as You Get Older

Like many things in life, maintaining friendships turns out to be more work than originally expected — not that it’s unpleasant work, but there’s more to it than paying for the 30-rack of Bud or lending the car for a Wendy’s run at midnight. Friends require time and attention, commodities that seem ever more scarce as we get older. We asked GP staffers in their 20s, 30s and 40s — the age range of our crew — to weigh in on the challenges and triumphs of keeping friends as they get older.

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Excerpts from an Intro to Spanish Butchering

Charcuteria: The Soul of Spain

Any book that introduces “a sharp implement, a capacity to witness death, and a good amount of blood” as self-evident truths in the business of slaughtering pigs has our attention. Jeffrey Weiss’s new book, Charcutería: The Soul of Spain, is much more than spectacle: it’s an authoritative resource on Spanish butchering and meat-curing techniques, complete with recipes for traditional Spanish dishes, handsome photography and anecdotes from the author’s personal experience. In this excerpt, provided to GP by Agate Publishing, Weiss describes taking part in a matanza (“pig slaughter”) in Extremadura, a rugged region in western Spain.

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Cue the applause

Guide to Life: How to Properly Break in Pool

You’ve seen him. “That guy”, who tries to hit the cue ball as hard as he can, only to send it directly into the corner pocket. He scratches tables, bends cues and almost took your eye out on your way to the bathroom. Don’t be that guy — learn the fundamentals to a good billiards break and never worry about limp breaks and miscues again.

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Dress to Impress

Guide to Life: Pack a Suit

You have a job interview. Or maybe it’s a wedding. Either way, you need to pack a suit. Unfortunately, they’re not the easiest things to fold — not well, anyways. Any schlub can throw one in a bag, but keeping it wrinkle-free requires a little extra work. Sure, it’s a hassle. So is tying a double windsor knot. But if you want to keep a prospective employer (or the cute redhead at the reception) focused on something other than wrinkles, it’s a hassle that you’re going to have to own. Stay crisp and professional with these simple steps.

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Know Your Terroir, Love Your Terroir

Uncorked, Part Two: A Guide to Important Wine Regions

The current food-obsessed climate may prize terroir in everything, from beef to coffee to olive oil, but winemakers aren’t new to the game — they’ve been sniffing the soil and praying to the grape gods for centuries. Wine at its best is spiritually, ritually, and tribally connected to a place, and knowing the major wine regions provides some basic insight with which we can approach the wine aisle or pick a bottle at a restaurant. Here’s our guide to the 10 essential wine regions of the world.

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Put down the bow and arrow, dummy

Guide to Life: Be Romantic

Being in love is great. You just need to figure out the right combination of sweetness and mischief to make that flame burn brighter. This beginner’s guide to being romantic should get you started.

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Beyond the standard periodical

Guide to Life: Read Better Magazines

Switching up your periodicals is a great way to expand your horizons and change your tendencies. Just like you eschewed Highlights and SI Kids, it’s time to explore some new frontiers when it comes to what’s arriving in your mailbox. We’ve picked ten of our favorites from an incredible crop of literary, sports, lifestyle, food and business magazines that will inspire you to do everything from cook the perfect brisket to master the nuances of Japanese cobbling.

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Help Away From Home

Guide to Life: Volunteer Abroad

Almost every world religion encourages its followers to engage in some form of charity — see the Christian concept of virtue, the Jewish concept of tzedakah, and the Muslim concept of sadaqah — but even if you don’t believe in a higher power, it feels good to help. With the right organization and mindset, volunteering abroad can be a positive experience for both the donor and the recipient.

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Say It Like You Mean It

Guide to Life: How to Apologize

We all screw up sometimes, and no matter how bad it is life marches on inexorably. Sure, you may end up divorced, on uncertain terms with friends or even a fugitive from justice, but knowing how to apologize may lessen the damage. Here’s a cheat sheet on saying sorry.

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Guide to Life: Use Proper Grammar

Writing with proper grammar is one of the easiest ways to establish credibility. Correcting a few common errors and linking the proper usage to logic rather than obscure, bespectacled experts hiding in style guide castles will improve both your mood and your writing. Here are nine simple fixes to common errors.

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The Time of Your Life

Guide to Life: Wear One Watch For All Seasons

There are worse ways to spend your hard-earned money than on those pinnacles of the mechanical art. But there’s something to be said for wearing one watch all the the time. Buy one watch, wear it through thick and thin and create your own patina rather than purchasing someone else’s. Here’s how to do it.

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A Modern Proposal

Guide to Life: Buy Modern Art

One of the final steps into adulthood requires replacing the beloved Mohammed Ali poster that has adorned your wall since freshman year. We recommend going with modern — otherwise known as contemporary — art. Of course, you’ll need to find something you like; better still if your aesthetic investment gains monetary value. But how to differentiate a collection of half-full coffee cups, ashtrays with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles from a piece by Damien Hirst? For help we consulted with Gary Metzner, a Senior Vice President at Sotheby’s in Chicago.

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A Three-For-One

Guide to Life: (Ad)Dress an Animal, a Wound and an Audience

There are a small fistful of skills so fundamental, so downright useful, that they transcend time, place, and profession. Here are three: how to address a crowd, dress an animal and dress a wound.

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You can swing it

Guide to Life: Start a Jazz Collection

For a genre that’s been around about 100 years, jazz has an insanely dense catalog of great music ranging from big-band swing to fusion to bebop to dixieland. There’s no better way to learn than diving in — it’ll become quickly apparent what moves you. The following ten albums should get you started.

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Make Your Bid

Guide to Life: Find Treasure on eBay

eBay users are confronted with two big questions: (1) can I find the esoteric shit I want and get it at a fair price? and (2) can I score a deal on shit that’s not so esoteric? The answer to both is duh. Of course, there are several ways to leverage your ability to buy cool stuff for less money. Here are our tips for getting the most out of your eBay experience.

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Simple tips for defending yourself effectively

Guide to Life: Take Down an Assailant

The best fight is the one the that never happens, the one you walk away from because the assault to your pride, your team, your girlfriend — your whatever — isn’t worth ending your night early, the risk of injury (to you or the other guy) or jail. However, we recognize that sometimes walking away isn’t possible. For those rare instances where you can’t talk yourself out of violence, we offer simple counsel for defending yourself.

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Pan-Handling

Guide to Life: Season a Cast Iron Skillet

Cooking with cast iron is all about using a simple, high quality tool to create beautiful food, year after year, and getting better along the way. To do that you need to cultivate your culinary skills and keep your skillet properly seasoned, which is to say, coated in a hard layer of polymerized fat. We’ll deal with the latter today. Here’s how to do it.

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Be Heard (and remembered)

Guide to Life: Format a Memorandum

You’ve got something to say in the office that’s neither super important nor a throwaway comment. You need to write a memorandum. We show you how to do just that, using a real GP memorandum as an example.

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Be Knowledgeable, Be Safe

Guide to Life: Hold and Shoot a Handgun Properly

You hope to never be in situation where you have to use a firearm. But if it happens, you should be prepared to do it properly to save your life or that of someone you love, or both. Here, a former federal law enforcement officer explains how to hold and fire a handgun the right way.

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The Fat Kid's Guide to Decent Snacking

Guide to Life: Ditch the Chip

Decrying the snack a week after the Super Bowl might seem heretical, but look: if you don’t stop your addictions to croissants or lard-chips or the ungodly delicious class of “puffed” snacks, one of these days you’re going to need a triple bypass, and there’s no use blaming genetics. So rather than even considering cutting down or stopping entirely, I’ve decided to head off cholesterol at the pass with some healthier snacking alternatives. Be strong, friend.

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Low Hanging Fruit

The Benefits of Berries

For anyone uncomfortable with pills, powders, shots and gels, Mother Nature offers an alternative way to stay healthy this winter. We’re talking berries, those tart little packets of juicy goodness. But beware: not all berries are created equal, and some go together better than others. Our resident fruitarian breaks down some of the most popular options.